遁甲天书 发表于 2025-7-28 10:44

汇报一下

<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!--    付费贴-->    <div class="preview_article ">            <!---->    <p>回来,本来想去赶集,修路,没地方停车。去容大东海岸买了点肉夹馍凉皮。</p><p>回到家,老婆就开始喊小猫,我说卖了,责怪不等她回来玩玩再卖。</p><p>接下来,她开始喊路路妞妞<img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_13.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="8" data-smilie-id="8" /></p><p>然后,我又告诉她,这俩也送人了。(可乐我之前告诉她了)</p><p>绷不住了,跟我吵吵两句,咱理亏,不敢顶嘴。</p><p>然后哭了,四十多岁的人了,跟个孩子似的。哭了两三回。</p><p>现在好了,开始干家务了。</p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250728104412front2_0_1693738_FoGXts23749RNEqipBkWcFJy1hbA.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="768" height="1024" data-qf-origin="forum/20250728104412front2_0_1693738_FoGXts23749RNEqipBkWcFJy1hbA.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250728104412front2_0_1693738_Ftc5mE75wpCk_GReJyveo6Oohbuu.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="768" height="1024" data-qf-origin="forum/20250728104412front2_0_1693738_Ftc5mE75wpCk_GReJyveo6Oohbuu.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250728104412front2_0_1693738_FvRNF1VmGn5lH-aJSDgSmIecw31P.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="768" height="1024" data-qf-origin="forum/20250728104412front2_0_1693738_FvRNF1VmGn5lH-aJSDgSmIecw31P.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250728104411front2_0_1693738_FtWiS5IpAGmA482J3b09McQj-knt.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="768" height="1024" data-qf-origin="forum/20250728104411front2_0_1693738_FtWiS5IpAGmA482J3b09McQj-knt.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOmBgeeUsuWkqeS5pg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/69/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p>万事大吉,安全着陆。</p>    <!----></div>            

九天居士 发表于 2025-7-28 10:45

哈哈,安全着陆

好吃的不是拉面 发表于 2025-7-28 10:46

哭最起码是温柔的,你知足吧。

┊丄締┊嘙 发表于 2025-7-28 10:50

就这么简单啊

我为伊狂 发表于 2025-7-28 10:52

今天官庄豪庭赶集

随便玩玩123 发表于 2025-7-28 10:54

还有方丈的事没评论一下呢

余笙 发表于 2025-7-28 11:07

哭了很正常。不过我还是有那么一点点失望

ljw02111 发表于 2025-7-28 11:15

你赶紧提供一下物质支持,买些好吃的,或者礼物送一送,带着出去吃点,别总在家待着想猫

二缕清风 发表于 2025-7-28 11:20

你把你老婆妖魔化了,人家挺好的一个人儿。反正是全网失望

朱顶红 发表于 2025-7-28 11:22

我感觉你老婆也养烦了,但又舍不得,你正好帮她处理了

ytjywl001 发表于 2025-7-28 11:27

“现在好了” 我感觉这4个字分量最重。展开说说。

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-7-28 11:30

唉,真是好媳妇儿啊,这要是我,得大闹天宫了{:13_547:}{:13_547:}

素月999 发表于 2025-7-28 11:33

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-7-28 11:30
唉,真是好媳妇儿啊,这要是我,得大闹天宫了

我觉得也是要是我得小皮鞭子伺候上

一个普通人 发表于 2025-7-28 11:35

事情没有达到坛友们的预期

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-7-28 11:38

素月999 发表于 2025-7-28 11:33
我觉得也是要是我得小皮鞭子伺候上

咱俩这脾气不行

我爱秋风 发表于 2025-7-28 11:54

我想效仿你,把我家的兔子给放生了。。但是不太敢啊。。怕家里炸了

哈酒哈酒哈酒 发表于 2025-7-28 11:55

楼主,我劝你善良,你即使编也得编的惨烈点啊

青囊书 发表于 2025-7-28 11:58

我是马甲

游泳的鱼001 发表于 2025-7-28 12:02

还是南方姑娘温柔,几句话就能搪塞过去,你换个本地女的试试?能跟你干仗到把猫要回来。你这是摸准了媳妇的性格才敢这样啊

xxkg 发表于 2025-7-28 12:06

楼主在家里是有一定地位的啊。。。。。。。。。失望,太失望了
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